Bad Syntax

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Wild Flock Batch Process: This item is custom screen-printed in order to eliminate material waste. We run on a rolling bi-weekly batch production schedule.

Print Run Schedule: Our store is always open, but our current batch window slams shut on the 1st and 3rd Sunday of every month. Orders are then mailed direct to the customer on the 2nd Monday following the cutoff. Missed the cutoff? No sweat. Your order will automatically ride the wave straight into next cycle's printing batch!

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Bad Syntax

The official uniform for broken code and awkward conversations. Perfect for the programmer who can't find the typo, or the person who just forgot how to speak English in the middle of a sentence. This premium 100% ring-spun cotton tee is ultra-soft, highly breathable, and holds its shape—even if your articulation completely falls apart.

  • Styles: Short sleeve or long sleeve options.

  • Colors: Available in Black, White, or Flo Blue

  • Fit: True-to-size, relaxed everyday fit.

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Wild Flock Batch Process: This item is custom screen-printed in order to eliminate material waste. We run on a rolling bi-weekly batch production schedule.

Print Run Schedule: Our store is always open, but our current batch window slams shut on the 1st and 3rd Sunday of every month. Orders are then mailed direct to the customer on the 2nd Monday following the cutoff. Missed the cutoff? No sweat. Your order will automatically ride the wave straight into next cycle's printing batch!

*****

Bad Syntax

The official uniform for broken code and awkward conversations. Perfect for the programmer who can't find the typo, or the person who just forgot how to speak English in the middle of a sentence. This premium 100% ring-spun cotton tee is ultra-soft, highly breathable, and holds its shape—even if your articulation completely falls apart.

  • Styles: Short sleeve or long sleeve options.

  • Colors: Available in Black, White, or Flo Blue

  • Fit: True-to-size, relaxed everyday fit.